I translated it perfectly fine, she was sleep typing or something lmao.
Is it dead?
She really uses a cat all the time, I get it...but in this case not funny. If 'it' gets hurt again, people are going to find out how dangerous I can actually be when i decide to bother using my computer
Shes a friend, a personal friend, outside this box.
looks like some fatality combination

Dude really? You can't even claim to have played contra now...its the fucking Konami Code, particularly known for contra on NES
AMEN, BROTHER!
Friends call me Alex
You said call you Alexander when I said Alex
Really...pup in a playground who took a bigger bone that was buried by another dog.
Translation to Human:
They are a joke using more than likely virus programs to pretend to be some sort of hacker, and thats the worst case scenario.
Maybe a minor programmer in C#, which is the "we hide all the real code from children" version of C++
Might as well use VB6, it was more real code.
Definitely too young to have any real knowledge...like how to bypass 2FA by using the actual server to execute commands on an account from within
They might have just begged for the password or created the account for pity
Nobody loves them, so they need to fake it

