Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a my brothers spouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney not a single one there,
In hopes that the illusion would still stay with us here;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of game-controls danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'sweater, and I in my Adidas cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the ney-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of RGB lighting to objects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did I see outside the lair,
But a miniature sleigh and a single fake rudolph the reindeer,
What a little old gamer, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be WhatNitrous, that little pric.
More rapid than eagles his gifters they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Retro! now, Klingki! now Pygmy and Vic!
On, Tryyear! on, Lucky! on, Legolas, and DblH3lix!
A shout out to the lair! To the users one and all!
I have come here to say! I need not go away!
A wink of my eye
and a twist of my head
I'm now tired as hell and I must go to bed
;
I spoke but a word, my plan seems it did work,
And for all of the support; all you get is this jerk,
And laying his finger
and a cocky old pose,
And give all thee a nod, looked up the chimney and froze;
I sprang to door, to his team gave a laugh
,
It seems I could not fly away, one last giggle
and Whistle
.
But ye hear me exclaim, ere he walked out of sight—
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
Thank you all for your support, I'm not going anywhere if fortune favors the bold and the generous (I mean you, not me)...but to bed.
I have the time I need now, your stuck with me...one way or another
I couldn't have got a better gift than landing here before landing in hell...Gamers Lair, I salute you
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