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Raffle/GA

This raffle is for:
Jade's Journey
Jade's Journey 2


(if you win you get both games)

There will be 3 winners this time. React to this post with :ROFLMAO: to participate. I will draw the winners tomorrow (the 2nd) sometime in the evening (GMT+1)
The wheel has yet again spoken, and the winners are drawn:
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Congrats!!!
 

WhatNitrous

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oh.my.god. where is the quit button in burnout paradise? 🥺 where is the menu? and omg where are the windmills that I was supposed to race to? Urgh
When first setting up the game it asked me how many monitors I have then proceeded to move everything around. Meh
The exit option should be either on the menu or you just hit the cancel button and it will offer to exit the game from the main menu...I know its possible from in game too but idr exactly how and when I lost my net, I was literally starting Origin to update it so idk if I can load it at all, even from steam.

As for the windmills idk, I just drove around hitting ramps with my permanent Nitro Boost DLC vehicle the entire time I played it :ROFLMAO:
 

WhatNitrous

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The exit option should be either on the menu or you just hit the cancel button and it will offer to exit the game from the main menu...I know its possible from in game too but idr exactly how and when I lost my net, I was literally starting Origin to update it so idk if I can load it at all, even from steam.

As for the windmills idk, I just drove around hitting ramps with my permanent Nitro Boost DLC vehicle the entire time I played it :ROFLMAO:
how do you even get to the menu?
 

WhatNitrous

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how do you even get to the menu?
Click the exe? (you normally need to own the game first lol).

I'm going to assume you either have the Original PC game from 2008, your using a keyboard...or your have never played many Criterion games heh.

Original or Remastered on KB - Esc, then F1/F2 to switch menus, look for settings, scroll down. last option 🤷‍♂️

Here are the KB controls, courtesy of a guide since I won't ever play that way :LOL:

PC Original Menu Controls

(Num Pad) 8: Easy Drive Up
(Num Pad) 2: Easy Drive Down
(Num Pad) 4: Easy Drive Left
(Num Pad) 6: Easy Drive Right
Esc: Open/Close Menu
Enter/Return: Select
Backspace: Cancel
M: Map
F1: Previous Screen (menu left)
F2: Next Screen (menu right)
1: Option 1
2: Option 2

In-Game

Left Arrow: Steer Left
Right Arrow: Steer Right
A: Accelerate
Z: Brake/Reverse
Left Shift: Boost (or Ground Break during Showtime)
Left Ctrl: E-Brake or Handbrake
S: Showtime
Up Arrow: Lean Forward
Down Arrow: Lean Back
P: Siren
C: Change View
Right Ctrl: Look Back
Delete: Camera Left
Page Down: Camera Right
Home: Camera Up
End: Camera Down
(Num Pad) 0: Next Track




PC Remaster Menu Controls

(Num Pad) 8: Easy Drive Up
(Num Pad) 2: Easy Drive Down
(Num Pad) 4: Easy Drive Left
(Num Pad) 6: Easy Drive Right
Esc: Open/Close Menu
Enter/Return: Select
Backspace: Cancel
M: Map
F1: Previous Screen (menu left)
F2: Next Screen (menu right)
1: Option 1
2: Option 2

In-Game

W: Accelerate
S: Brake/Reverse
A: Steer Left
D: Steer Right
Right Shift: Boost (or Ground Break during Showtime)
Space: E-Brake or Handbrake
G: Showtime
Up Arrow: Lean Forward
Down Arrow: Lean Back
H: Siren
C: Change View
Left Ctrl: Look Back
Del: Camera Left
Page Down [PGD]: Camera Right
Home [HME]: Camera Up
End: Camera Down
(Num Pad) 0: Next Track
B: Push To Talk



If its not in those menus, its in the Easy Drive Menu (for either version--NFS annoyance), hope that helps.
 

DanteFromHell89

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You already have it. 😩😒🥴
I was joking, dude))
Just shared my own playlist for the last couple of month^^
Sorry to hear that no one wants the game you're giving away...(
Raffle/GA

This raffle is for:
Shining Plume
Shining Plume 2

(if you win you get both games)

There will be 3 winners this time. React to this post with :ROFLMAO: to participate. I will draw the winners tomorrow (the 4th) sometime in the evening (GMT+1)
I already have SP2, but not the first one, so I'm in!!
If someone has the opposite problem (has SP1, but not SP2), I'd consider to cooperate!:cool:
This isn't funny anymore 😒 hahaha
If I'll win, I'll give you the second one!)
 

DbLH3liX

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Click the exe? (you normally need to own the game first lol).

I'm going to assume you either have the Original PC game from 2008, your using a keyboard...or your have never played many Criterion games heh.

Original or Remastered on KB - Esc, then F1/F2 to switch menus, look for settings, scroll down. last option 🤷‍♂️

Here are the KB controls, courtesy of a guide since I won't ever play that way :LOL:

PC Original Menu Controls

(Num Pad) 8: Easy Drive Up
(Num Pad) 2: Easy Drive Down
(Num Pad) 4: Easy Drive Left
(Num Pad) 6: Easy Drive Right
Esc: Open/Close Menu
Enter/Return: Select
Backspace: Cancel
M: Map
F1: Previous Screen (menu left)
F2: Next Screen (menu right)
1: Option 1
2: Option 2

In-Game

Left Arrow: Steer Left
Right Arrow: Steer Right
A: Accelerate
Z: Brake/Reverse
Left Shift: Boost (or Ground Break during Showtime)
Left Ctrl: E-Brake or Handbrake
S: Showtime
Up Arrow: Lean Forward
Down Arrow: Lean Back
P: Siren
C: Change View
Right Ctrl: Look Back
Delete: Camera Left
Page Down: Camera Right
Home: Camera Up
End: Camera Down
(Num Pad) 0: Next Track




PC Remaster Menu Controls

(Num Pad) 8: Easy Drive Up
(Num Pad) 2: Easy Drive Down
(Num Pad) 4: Easy Drive Left
(Num Pad) 6: Easy Drive Right
Esc: Open/Close Menu
Enter/Return: Select
Backspace: Cancel
M: Map
F1: Previous Screen (menu left)
F2: Next Screen (menu right)
1: Option 1
2: Option 2

In-Game

W: Accelerate
S: Brake/Reverse
A: Steer Left
D: Steer Right
Right Shift: Boost (or Ground Break during Showtime)
Space: E-Brake or Handbrake
G: Showtime
Up Arrow: Lean Forward
Down Arrow: Lean Back
H: Siren
C: Change View
Left Ctrl: Look Back
Del: Camera Left
Page Down [PGD]: Camera Right
Home [HME]: Camera Up
End: Camera Down
(Num Pad) 0: Next Track
B: Push To Talk



If its not in those menus, its in the Easy Drive Menu (for either version--NFS annoyance), hope that helps.
uhm Criterion? Its EA 🤷‍♂️ burnout paradise ultimate box EDIT: I finally managed to get the menu big enuf to read and yeah its Criterion lol
and Im controller driving
esc took me to a TINY image of a menu that showed my driver's license and back to game, thats it. Thats why I asked where the menu is. I ended up closing the game by force closing from the task bar.
 
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WhatNitrous

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uhm Criterion? Its EA 🤷‍♂️ burnout paradise ultimate box EDIT: I finally managed to get the menu big enuf to read and yeah its Criterion lol
Its EA, and its Racing, same company that worked on Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit...i'm obviously gonna know the company that made me into a complete Racing junkie :LOL:

Never played the classic though 😢
and Im controller driving
Thank the gods.
esc took me to a TINY image of a menu that showed my driver's license and back to game, thats it. Thats why I asked where the menu is. I ended up closing the game by force closing from the task bar.
Alt+F4 bro, the magic of Windows...but sometimes Ctrl-Alt-Del to the task manager is needed these days, Windows has lost more than its UI :ROFLMAO:

I'm about to make a simple Hotkey program just to mimic the functionality--find the top window, trace it to its process an then use the real exe in DOS to do the same thing...without the extra effort since windows can't do its fucking job anymore lmao.

Btw, what the hell did you have it set on to make that happen with the menu? I mean its old but damn, was it Multi-Monitor that caused it?
 

DanteFromHell89

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If you win, I'll accept :LOL:

I was just busting balls as usual though, I'm not too worried about it. I'd like to say I'd give you the first one if I did...but having part 2 without part 1 would kind of suck (as you know) if the stories connect anyways.
Well, we'll see...))
"Hello, my name's Sidney, welcome back TO HELL!" (c)
After that laugh the phrase sounds even more meaningful XDDDD
Yeah, Legolas, jugglecuber42, TurdSplat, WhatNitrous , there's a new video from Sidney, and it's hilarious! XDDD
 
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