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BurningPixels

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I think WN is a mixture of Noir and Bizarro fiction.

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I pulled my network cable and put on my fedora, as I always do before I walk out. My blackberry (with a bit of finger skin glued to the screen) on my upper left pocket; my Sunny D on the upper right; smokes on the back pocket; CS knife strapped to the leg; tiny one-shot lady pistol under my hat; shurikens on a custom-made pocket (lesson learnt, still have the scars on my balls and ass cheeks); glock loaded and holstered; and a magnum hidden under the tiny lady pistol.

That's when I walked in on her. The day my week was ruined. Those legs. Those leggy lady legs. I curse those legs. I curse that day. I wish I could relive it eternally.

Anyway, I called the police and an ambulance. I f-ing warned the landlord multiples times about the elevator getting stuck between floors and how it would kill someone someday. Enjoy the lawsuit and prison time 🐎🕳️.

In Book 2, WN gets shot in the heart but the bullet gets stuck on his blackberry. The rest of the book is about browsing ebay and looking for a spare. Zero action. :ROFLMAO:
haah great story!:LOL:
I try to AI generate some pics about it:
wn01.pngwn2.pngwn3.pngwn1.pngwn04.png
 

Victor

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Yeah, it's one of the games.

I'd probably pick Police Simulator: Patrol Officers or Meet Your Maker Deluxe Edition + Sector 2 Shattered Peaks DLC (although, that's the only game that still says Out of STock in the Vault?!) just because they're good for bartering.

I'd like Baldur's Gate 3 but I'm not high enough Tier for that.
Well the DLC keys weren't given to AWA yet so they didn't put the keys into Game Vault earlier, now it's put inside no longer showing Out of Stock.
Since those DLCs are only being released after the Game Vault.
 

BurningPixels

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The boys waiting for AWA Vault to open!
When Vault is about to open:
 

Chii-chan

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'd probably pick Police Simulator: Patrol Officers or Meet Your Maker Deluxe Edition + Sector 2 Shattered Peaks DLC (although, that's the only game that still says Out of STock in the Vault?!) just because they're good for bartering.

Are you sure about meet your maker?



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