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[Victor]

Baldur's Gate 3｜Deluxe Edition
Lost Eidolons｜Base Game Only
Meet your Maker Deluxe Edition + Sector 2 Shattered Peaks DLC｜Deluxe Edition + DLC
Police Simulator: Patrol Officers｜Base Game Only
Ugly｜Base Game Only
WrestleQuest｜Unknown

 

[Eldi]

Mini giveaway, let's say, for no reason. Click on the emoji and I'll pick the winners tonight.
Keys are mostly from lootboy, so something may not work, sorry!

Edna & Harvey: Harvey`s new Eyes - MaxLevch
Fun with Ragdolls: The Game - Mystery93
Hamilton's Great Adventure: Retro Fever DLC only - SkeetSurfer
Ruins to Rumble - Chii-chan
Strider - Legolas

Congratulations to the winners!!!

Thank you very much -v- for this cool GA!!!

you can sellect 2 from that list Eldi

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Hi RETRO, if there are still keys available I would like to have Doughlings: Invasion and Lighthouse Keeper . Thank you!

Greetings.

Keys successfully received and redeemed!!!

Spoiler: Activations

Thank you VERY MUCH RETRO!!!

Greetings.

 

[Victor]

Same here, but got WRESTLEQUEST which was 2nd choice so I'm good!

Edit: Lost Eidolons and Police Simulator out of stock

Any SubID on that one? Thx!

 

[klingki]

Month 2 of my wife doing the Game Vault for me didn't go quite as well as the first, but still not bad. Missed Baldur's Gate (as it seems like many/most of you did), but she did get my second choice (Meet Your Maker). I thought I'd be out of ARP for October so she'd have a break, but I think I might be able to squeak out one more game before I need to grind up again. I hope she's ready! lol

 

[WhatNitrous]

Yeah that was one of the ones I was referring to, at least I got to try it though with my son as they had a free weekend a couple weeks ago.

Right now I wanna say how come nobody posted this shit...but they likely did and I just didn't have the time to download it and try it out when it happened so I'd just be acting like a hypocrite lol.

Games only 12GB really? Was it any good? lol.

Which sounds great for any co-op fan, but I expect an epic SINGLE-player campaign out of cRPG.
I'm glad December isn't that far to satisfy my RPG urges with W40K Rogue Trader...

With ya on this...and usually when they add co-op it destroys the single player by them trying too hard to incorporate both. Actually I tend to find that true for most games since most games are either made to be played with more than one person or just not.

You can design a game for both but I find thats an extremely difficult balance and they rarely ever get it right.

Like in "Being a COCKY writer"?

I wasn't trying to be a dik

I was just giving you some inspiration, which I see worked a few posts after this haha.

I got a broken keyboard and can barely type anything without needing to correct a typo right now...but even that aside, your more of a writer than i would even want to be.

I can write when necessary, but you do it all the time as its clear to see...I prefer to write how I think people will understand me easier than correctly. I actually feel like my need to be somewhat grammatically correct actually hinders my attempts to be honest lol.

I think WN is a mixture of Noir and Bizarro fiction.


I pulled my network cable and put on my fedora, as I always do before I walk out. My blackberry (with a bit of finger skin glued to the screen) on my upper left pocket; my Sunny D on the upper right; smokes on the back pocket; CS knife strapped to the leg; tiny one-shot lady pistol under my hat; shurikens on a custom-made pocket (lesson learnt, still have the scars on my balls and ass cheeks); glock loaded and holstered; and a magnum hidden under the tiny lady pistol.

That's when I walked in on her. The day my week was ruined. Those legs. Those leggy lady legs. I curse those legs. I curse that day. I wish I could relive it eternally.

Anyway, I called the police and an ambulance. I f-ing warned the landlord multiples times about the elevator getting stuck between floors and how it would kill someone someday. Enjoy the lawsuit and prison time .

In Book 2, WN gets shot in the heart but the bullet gets stuck on his blackberry. The rest of the book is about browsing ebay and looking for a spare. Zero action.

What the actual fuck pete

You can't carry a hidden magnum under a lady pistol

And I don't creep on dead elevator legs lmfao.

The rest isn't too far off

Come play fn with me. Itsss gotttt caaarrrrrs

Isn't that Epic Games? I never said I wouldn't play MP Epic...you just assumed because I keep my Steam off grid that I would also be concerned about my utterly useless Epic account

Hell, I've had three epic accounts and the games free...I can easily make a fourth and use my virus drive just to finally shut you up if it'll make you happy...guaranteed i'm bored in like ten minutes tho.

Your as bad as dante lmao.

Let me try to continue book 2.

ivo insulted, this can't end well I'm gonna get shot 3 more times, les teslegrad (intentional)

WhatNitrous

My full formal name. Good form.

full formal tag name

just saw it! Those elegant lines, those sensual keys... It looks almost like a new and this guy is even giving away a Payday 2 key with it

BB!!! My love!!!

The payday 2 key is insulting though lol.

Alduin

That you?

he got it worse

guess not lol

The last time I felt an itch in that scar, Pete came back to the city and dragged me to the lacrosse finals of his old primary school

Poor Pete got dragged into the mess too

but

Morning shadows still playing on my wall - the neighbour's cats from a building across are at it again.

This is my story and even I'm building up a picture of my apt because of the locations of the shadows and possibly the cats. Very nice touch.

They have no shame, don't they?

Minor typo. "Do* they"

My Hello Kitty slippers gliding on rotten hardwood.

I got like 17 weapons under a hat and hello kitty slippers on? bit of a stretch...but he picked an area of my body that hadn't been described yet with any sort of shoes. Nice.

For those who use video blockers...

"With Hello Kitty slippers on, humping her legs. You ever had your cap peeled back or your shit pushed in? I put my blade in you like a fucking pin cushion" --Eminem, We all die one day

Spoiler: Reality

Only slippers I've ever owned, and I honestly don't wear them

Rotten as my landlord. I removed a latch on the door.

This parts dead on where they even have hardwood...wonder if I told him this? lol.

- Mister WhatNitrous? Please, open the door.

as I crawl out a back window...

With a heavy sigh and me mumbling "Ah, shit, here we go again", I opened the door and paper was already pushed at my nose.

just rented his place in Hell.

Not only a better writer, but much more willing to detach yourself from any personal situation. I was sure I'd be dead at the end of this story, not him hahaha.

Let me try to continue book 2.

Spoiler: Record Of Ivo's Book

I just saw it! Those elegant lines, those sensual keys... It looks almost like a new and this guy is even giving away a Payday 2 key with it. I rubbed my temples feeling that small scar near my right ear - a souvenir left by Alduin, but he got it worse. Somehow, it's always something bad happening when I need to scratch it. The last time I felt an itch in that scar, Pete came back to the city and dragged me to the lacrosse finals of his old primary school.

And then - someone knocked. Not a good sign, I thought. Morning shadows still playing on my wall - the neighbour's cats from a building across are at it again. They have no shame, don't they?
-Mister WhatNitrous! Police here! Open up!

Yep! It'll be another shitty day in this grey city for me. I slowly moved my legs across the floor. My Hello Kitty slippers gliding on rotten hardwood. Rotten as my landlord. I removed a latch on the door.
- Yes? What is it?
- Mister WhatNitrous? Please, open the door.
With a heavy sigh and me mumbling "Ah, shit, here we go again", I opened the door and paper was already pushed at my nose.
- Mister WhatNitrous, your landlord...
- I already gave my statement.
- No, sir, it's not that. Your landlord... - policeman pulled glasses from his breast pocket - ...just rented his place in Hell.
He put dioptric glasses on his nose only interrupted by a yell from the street: "Oooooh, yeaaaaah!"

Nice dude. You and Pete haha...wow, the shit that happens here from a single comment love it.

 

[WhatNitrous]

pfft.. says he's a racer? not. We all knew, right?

I'm a racer who's in debt with a loan shark and the mob, ever played NFS The Run?

Question (from a non-shooter, in case you forgot ): how come you got that final boss in with 1 bullet headshot but you got the mission failed screen?
(oh. um. totally had to look up these terms to ask the question.. trust me. Im a racer. )

Come play fn with me lol

Oh the irony. Epic has headquarters in Brazil

I forgot this ten seconds later

AWA.. oh god. It's Thursday

AWA OGIT I like it lol

 

[WhatNitrous]

oo cant wait to read the rest lol

I see now how the forum went through so many pages...don't encourage my demise. Traitor

We need a book 3 where a hacker turns up with a printed out copy of his steam wishlist asking if he really needs all those games since he has so many he hasnt played yet and nitrous firmly denying its him coz he plays offline Screams that he doesnt even OWN a pc as he backs up to block the door to his closet where he hides his pc's and consoles heh.

My wishlist is literally fully on gala in one post lmao...I don't need that many games lol. Deny I own a PC or back off from a hacker though...naa.

Mine would be a really boring story compared to his. Thankfully. Poor Nitrous.

You kidding me...I'm enjoying this shit lol...and I kinda asked for it

multiplayer minecraft for grownups?

ewww lol.

I don't know. I only know it's worth $30 according to gg.

Until after the vault, better get rid of it quick

haah great story!
I try to AI generate some pics about it:
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Scarily close (kidding)

Game Vault opens in 10 Minutes, Good Luck everyone!

Ooh, next 3 pages weren't about me. It was vault crashed, game out of stock. I got it, I didn't...I was asleep thank god

 

[WhatNitrous]

Just catching up after a couple days. Are any Stickr and Sunlight left?

Sent.

I got this one Henry

 

[alternatingminds]

Game looks wicked fun! Or, uh. Well, it would be if, uh, I was in to shooters. Which Im not. Totally still a racer. Trust me.

I mean you could play those racing games that have cars shoot missiles or something at other racers

You can't carry a hidden magnum under a lady pistol

Not with that attitude, Mr WhatNitrous, you have obviously invented something impossible and you are close to being like Tony Stark, who's renting a place in Hell. Definitely still in the Noir and Bizzaro genre

 

[silent_passenger]

Right now I wanna say how come nobody posted this shit...but they likely did and I just didn't have the time to download it and try it out when it happened so I'd just be acting like a hypocrite lol.

Games only 12GB really? Was it any good? lol.

With ya on this...and usually when they add co-op it destroys the single player by them trying too hard to incorporate both. Actually I tend to find that true for most games since most games are either made to be played with more than one person or just not.

You can design a game for both but I find thats an extremely difficult balance and they rarely ever get it right.

I wasn't trying to be a dik

I was just giving you some inspiration, which I see worked a few posts after this haha.

I got a broken keyboard and can barely type anything without needing to correct a typo right now...but even that aside, your more of a writer than i would even want to be.

I can write when necessary, but you do it all the time as its clear to see...I prefer to write how I think people will understand me easier than correctly. I actually feel like my need to be somewhat grammatically correct actually hinders my attempts to be honest lol.

What the actual fuck pete

You can't carry a hidden magnum under a lady pistol

And I don't creep on dead elevator legs lmfao.

The rest isn't too far off

Isn't that Epic Games? I never said I wouldn't play MP Epic...you just assumed because I keep my Steam off grid that I would also be concerned about my utterly useless Epic account

Hell, I've had three epic accounts and the games free...I can easily make a fourth and use my virus drive just to finally shut you up if it'll make you happy...guaranteed i'm bored in like ten minutes tho.

Your as bad as dante lmao.

ivo insulted, this can't end well I'm gonna get shot 3 more times, les teslegrad (intentional)

My full formal name. Good form.

full formal tag name

BB!!! My love!!!

The payday 2 key is insulting though lol.

That you?

guess not lol

Poor Pete got dragged into the mess too

but

This is my story and even I'm building up a picture of my apt because of the locations of the shadows and possibly the cats. Very nice touch.

Minor typo. "Do* they"

I got like 17 weapons under a hat and hello kitty slippers on? bit of a stretch...but he picked an area of my body that hadn't been described yet with any sort of shoes. Nice.

For those who use video blockers...

"With Hello Kitty slippers on, humping her legs. You ever had your cap peeled back or your shit pushed in? I put my blade in you like a fucking pin cushion" --Eminem, We all die one day

Spoiler: Reality

Only slippers I've ever owned, and I honestly don't wear them

View attachment 14435

This parts dead on where they even have hardwood...wonder if I told him this? lol.

as I crawl out a back window...



Not only a better writer, but much more willing to detach yourself from any personal situation. I was sure I'd be dead at the end of this story, not him hahaha.


Nice dude. You and Pete haha...wow, the shit that happens here from a single comment love it.

Alduin is the main antagonist in Skyrim. I don't know if you played it or not but it feels like a nice touch to have scars from the enemies you beat in the video games.

 

[silent_passenger]

Until after the vault, better get rid of it quick

Just checked - it's $39,99 right now and not even accounting for a bonus DLC. But that doesn't mean much to resellers and, honestly, I don't care either if that gets me My Time at Sandrock worth $17.

 

[WhatNitrous]

Not with that attitude, Mr WhatNitrous,

The fact that I've tried multiple weapon carrying ideas from the utterly ridiculous to the general army type tells me it would fall out and get you arrested, either actually...at least under a hat.

I've hidden twin 21" katana under a trench coat and I've turned my Police Baton case into a Glock holster that actually worked...although not ideal.

I'm sure I could create some gizmo to keep it there, but you don't want two guns pointed at your melon regardless

Alduin is the main antagonist in Skyrim. I don't know if you played it or not but it feels like a nice touch to have scars from the enemies you beat in the video games

I actually haven't, I was always iffy on the third person view in that game. The new Masquerade game may be one of the few I find interesting enough to try, I like how you move i that

 

[WhatNitrous]

Just checked - it's $39,99 right now and not even accounting for a bonus DLC. But that doesn't mean much to resellers and, honestly, I don't care either if that gets me My Time at Sandrock worth $17.

Check your PMs.

 

[ElLoco]

The fact that I've tried multiple weapon carrying ideas from the utterly ridiculous to the general army type tells me it would fall out and get you arrested, either actually...at least under a hat.

I've hidden twin 21" katana under a trench coat and I've turned my Police Baton case into a Glock holster that actually worked...although not ideal.

I'm sure I could create some gizmo to keep it there, but you don't want two guns pointed at your melon regardless

I actually haven't, I was always iffy on the third person view in that game. The new Masquerade game may be one of the few I find interesting enough to try, I like how you move i that

 

[WhatNitrous]

So busted you couldn't even get into a concert with that thing

 

[igbrokeigpeət]

 

[WhatNitrous]

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[Legolas]

The Night of the Rabbit

Lose yourself in a tale of magic and wonder, where anything is possible and where nothing

www.gog.com

 

[AdrianFreeman]

Lenovo Legion Stream now: Lenovo Legion

They've added the games back.

I was very close to get The Chant before they remove all games, and now they didn't bring that game back

Game Vault opens in 1 Hours and 57 Minutes

And I check here the next day after they open the vault of course I am still waiting to spend my 10743 ARP

 

[silent_passenger]

I was very close to get The Chant before they remove all games, and now they didn't bring that game back

And I check here the next day after they open the vault of course I am still waiting to spend my 10743 ARP

I guess the time zone is a problem for you? I mean, it's 2:00 a.m. here every time I wait for the Vault to open and if they would change that to 4:00 a.m. or 5:00 a.m., I'd probably skip every Game Vault.