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[WhatNitrous]

I found this searching Ugly from Awa vault

I kinda figured lol.

 

[TurdSplat]

For those who use video blockers...

"With Hello Kitty slippers on, humping her legs. You ever had your cap peeled back or your shit pushed in? I put my blade in you like a fucking pin cushion" --Eminem, We all die one day

 

[RETRO]

once paid...

Lonely Knight on Steam

Lonely Knight is a story that immerses you in an epic adventure in the medieval era. Avenge your wife as you battle invading forces, go on game-changing quests, and make influential choices. Fight in brutal battles where you will experience fast-paced combat, castle sieges, and more.

store.steampowered.com

 

[WhatNitrous]

Thunder Ray - 1.5GB

This is honestly as close to punch out as you could expect without emulating punch out itself

I really don't need to eve continue, but I'm going to anyways because I'm ADHD and thats what these reviews are all about haha.

You have 3 basic forms of defense on the D-Pad or your left analog stick.

Up - Block high attacks.
Down - Duck High attacks
Left/Right - Dodge side to side

Two attacks, a body blow and a face shot each with Left/Right hand of course, mapped to either the two top buttons and bottom buttons or each one on each side of the button layout.

Speaking of being able to switch your controller style...its about the only useful option, no volume levels just on/off for music/sfx language, and difficulty...well, thats about it lol.

No graphical options, vibration, nada.

All its downfalls aside...it was fun, I ended up getting my clock cleaned in the first fight (see my E ranking in the photos lol) even though I won, it was close...still getting use to dodging made it hard.

You can also mini charge any attack by holding Left and Right top buttons for a second or so before it and when your charged fully unleash a power move by pressing both at once and draining the bar.

When the opponent is down (or you), mashing the A button will either make you get up or if the opponent is down, pump up the crowd (I think?) and possibly restore some life or charge bar if its anything like punch out (reminds me of richard simmons giving Mac head between rounds lmao)

Thats about all there is too it, basic Nintendo power in all its modern glory, its smooth and I didn't notice any problems with punches connecting at all. It could use some more options and maybe volume levels, but other than that, its a really fun game.

If you liked Mike Tysons Punch Out or even Beast Boxing Turbo, this game is a must have in your library.

If your cheap AF like me, buy it from Kinguin, I snagged it for $3.49 at the time.

Spoiler: TKO

EDIT:

I just got about 4 Fighters in, and more punch out (aside from a super punch upgrade), if you don't know the enemies moves and dodge on time, you toast. Haven't been hit by a one shot Tyson punch yet but I'm sure its coming lol.

Fourth fighter is a witch with a barrier you have to break before even damaging her keeps fucking me up hahaha.

I've found one thing I don't like, when you get low health or badly beaten the screen goes white and zooms in a bit...makes it really hard to not get wrecked since you can barely see whats coming--but its not enough to kill the game, for me at least.

You can also continue where you left off, unlike Punch Out, thats a plus for my ADHD ass

End of ADHD review.

 

[DbLH3liX]

.I can easily make a fourth and use my virus drive just to finally shut you up if it'll make you happy...guaranteed i'm bored in like ten minutes tho.

Your as bad as dante lmao.

I keep asking coz I suck at shooters, you say you do too. I think we'd be hilarious playing duos against the others who are sweats

ever played NFS The Run?

no

The new Masquerade game may be one of the few I find interesting enough to try,

VTM?

I was very close to get The Chant before they remove all games, and now they didn't bring that game back

Same. I was only 200 points away. I have way more now. I'll ask Ben about it when he gets back.

Doomsday: Last Survivors Game Pack GA on AWA: https://na.alienwarearena.com/ucf/s...ay/doomsday-last-survivors-game-pack-giveaway

Edit: Keys expire December 31, 2023

F2P : Get the game here or from steam. Nice find!
I downloaded the steam version and got

Spoiler: other ppls screenshots

a face full of b00bs, ass and lollipop licking screenshots

 

[WhatNitrous]

I keep asking coz I suck at shooters, you say you do too. I think we'd be hilarious playing duos against the others who are sweats

If you consider sudden death hilarious...your probably right...we'd need some uh, backup from your uh crew, at the least lol.

no

You start off in a car being crushed at a junkyard and if you don't die flat out right there...getting shot the entire course good game after that though haha.

VTM?

Ya, may even look into the older one. I just avoid first person altogether without even looking usually (I seriously suck...pick a new partner )

a face full of b00bs, ass and lollipop licking screenshots

I take it back, I'm keeping my freebie pack

 

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[WhatNitrous]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYY IM TO LATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just requesting half of them in the arena

hey pax

 

[CTPAX001RUS]

How can I complete last two tasks? Both games (Space Accident and We are the Dwarves) already own in my Library but cannot add to Wishlist... can only Follow but will no work. Do someone know how fix this maybe?

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Unfortunately, there is no way, since this type of distribution is designed only for those persons who do not have games from the conditions of the draw on the Steam account. If you already have the game, then it is not profitable for the sponsor of the distribution to give you a free key. Tthat sounds blasphemous, but you also need to understand that each key has a real value in monetary terms and it is not profitable for the sponsor to throw them to the right and to the left. For this purpose, such restrictions have been introduced.

 

[WhatNitrous]

Unfortunately, there is no way, since this type of distribution is designed only for those persons who do not have games from the conditions of the draw on the Steam account. If you already have the game, then it is not profitable for the sponsor of the distribution to give you a free key. Tthat sounds blasphemous, but you also need to understand that each key has a real value in monetary terms and it is not profitable for the sponsor to throw them to the right and to the left. For this purpose, such restrictions have been introduced.

Can I hire you for my landlord issues?

That as actually really good...unfortunately my issue isn't steam based, but it was good none the less.

EDIT:

Wonder how much a russian mob hit goes for these days. Better idea heh.

 

[CTPAX001RUS]

How long was I out?

How long I?

 

[WhatNitrous]

How long I?

I was sleeping though heh.

 

[CTPAX001RUS]

I'm starting to think you read TOO much lol.

40 pages im read there this is too much

 

[CTPAX001RUS]

epic hates brazil, didnt have a free game last week and 1 this week, 2 for redeeming

Dont worry many mutants and zombies hates Russia. I understand you but my attitude to this is - we cleanse ourselves of the surrounding shit!

 

[CTPAX001RUS]

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givee.club

(maybe dupe)

(brain maybe duped)

 

[CTPAX001RUS]

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пон

 

[CTPAX001RUS]

Can I hire you for my landlord issues?

Yes.

 

[CTPAX001RUS]

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[CTPAX001RUS]

Guys who have Summertime Madness for Legacy? We can trade

 

[WhatNitrous]

Guys who have Summertime Madness for Legacy? We can trade

Gave mine away already, sorry.