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[igbrokeigpeət]

Ah! Is this Silent Passenger?

 

[BurningPixels]

wat? Did you find an anagram?
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Undress Tournament? Weird name for a racer.

 

[silent_passenger]

Ah! Is this Silent Passenger?
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Nah... I don't like VR.

 

[igbrokeigpeət]

Nah... I don't like VR.

Oh, I thought you liked Vampire Redemption.

 

[silent_passenger]

Oh, I thought you liked Vampire Redemption.

That was sneaky.

 

[ElLoco]

 

[ElLoco]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1720564517837377551

 

[WhatNitrous]

you can get it nitrous XD

Already got a copy from Pete, thank you though

wat? Did you find an anagram?
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Undress Tournament? Weird name for a racer.

Randomly ended up on the page, sounded good (its not, cash grab)...blame Steam

 

[silent_passenger]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1720564517837377551

I'm sure I won't have that problem. Mainly because I don't plan to buy it or play it.

 

[WhatNitrous]

SeaFeud - 1.4 GB

Its a racing game made by students where your a Robot dragged along by a fish

Mechanics all work, not overly heavy on the PC and its interesting, think underwater cart racer with weapon pick-ups and ? fish swapping ?

I don't really get it tbh haha...but its free and its decent for a little fun, probably much better with MP (local I think) since I couldn't really even see the opponents most of the race.

Worth checking into the free library

Interstate Drifter 1999

A game I thought would be retro, but in reality was just a excuse for being shitty, save yourself the ten second download

Raw Nerve

Think EXTREMELY shitty looking Assetto Corsa with even worse controls and physics along with no steering wheel option lol. Delete.

Forward - 48 MB

This was actually mildly entertaining, its like a grid graphic star fox type game, my only issue with it was that I likely should have failed the mission or exploded and didn't

Vector - 286 MB

Another odd style game, your have a floating car and the ability to glide in a line-based graphic style...but much better, I actually kept this one after getting a trophy for exploding

Controls are good once you can get the hag of them, small and light on resources. Worth grabbing.

Copa Petrobras de Marcus (Douche Cup) - 2.12 GB

This one I still can't get the drifting down on which is very much needed, but its one of the higher end and better freebies on this list...I assume my controller is the issue here or my skill

Grab this while its free before delisting, it uses licensed cars.

VROOM KABOOM - 7.51 GB

I had such high hopes for this...its a card deck game where you can only switch lanes in your vehicles and even that steering sucks lol.

At almost 8GB its already been uninstalled.

No more vroom for me

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i'm just making a list of games below saying don't waste your fucking time

Till Nord (Insta Crash)
Downtown Drift (KB accelerate )
Racing Classics: Drag Race Sim (dashboard+mouse )
Motor Assailant - Prologue

 

[igbrokeigpeət]

Interstate Drifter 1999

A game I thought would be retro, but in reality was just a excuse for being shitty, save yourself the ten second download

Did you think it was this too?

Interstate '76 (1997) - MobyGames

In a dark alternate vision of 1976, the Federal U.S. Government has faltered and the world suffers from the effects of an oil crisis. Armed gangs terrorize the roads of the American South West. You are Groove Champion - when your sister Jade is killed...

www.mobygames.com

 

[cdj]

I'm sure I won't have that problem. Mainly because I don't plan to buy it or play it.

better like that, I just saw some videos with people playing with TV stars/streamers character models - the cringe is on another level.

Pay 10$ to unlock the character = monetization for Chads

Pay 69,99 to play a 3-hour campaign or buy old games with prices as new games discounted

 

[igbrokeigpeət]

Nerd Raffle

Spoiler: Nitrous bait

Go watch the trailers.
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Juno: New Origins on Steam

Bring to life anything you can imagine from rockets and airplanes to cars and more. Automate them with a visual programming language. Explore 3D planets and make your own. Share your creations online. Complete contracts, conquer milestones, and unlock technology in the newly added Career Mode.

store.steampowered.com

Enter with then form an orderly queue and await your wedgie

Congrats to the winner


Bezos:

Nitrous:


I wonder what rocket monstrosity you're going to create.

 

[datadragon]

Friendly neighborhood spider-lan

How funny, I was just actually catching up on my backlog playing in date release order - currently playing questprobe spider-man. I think I'm almost caught up

 

[silent_passenger]

How funny, I was just actually catching up on my backlog playing in date release order - currently playing questprobe spider-man. I think I'm almost caught up

Good old text adventures...

 

[Eldi]

Congrats to the winner
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Bezos:
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Nitrous:
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I wonder what rocket monstrosity you're going to create.

Congratulations to WhatNitrous!!! Now you can create your own race cars!

And of course thanks again to plaguepetə!!!

Greetings.

 

[WhatNitrous]

Congrats to the winner
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Bezos:
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Nitrous:
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I wonder what rocket monstrosity you're going to create.

Well, I can assure you its not going to have phallic parts for starters...only someone with a peter on their mind would think to do that

I'm gonna be christmas balls busy so we won't be finding out right away unfortunately. Every time I try to take a break from this hell I find a reason I shouldn't wait another second...so I'm not going to even try anymore...but when I do, I'll let you know how the game is and if I create any flying dildo devices, promise

Thanks Mule

Spoiler: Activation

 

[WhatNitrous]

Congratulations to WhatNitrous!!! Now you can create your own race cars!

And of course thanks again to plaguepetə!!!

Greetings.

Already have a concept art

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lol that Matt face Ya, I actually have a secondary for this shit and just haven't had $5 to dump into it 😅 cool, without 5$ on the account you can't do much :LOL: ezbench is actually ok for what it is. I know you mean benchmarks in general, but they're useful to test the stability of new...

forums.indiegala.com

 

[DbLH3liX]

And here it goes, my first smile
Do you notice I also did my first edited reply? Gosh, a long way to go.

Hi! Welcome!

Congrats on your 3rd
(yes, Im dicking with you )

EDIT: if you dont already have an AWA account, go sign up coz whether you like it or not we drone on and on about AWA and ARP
so sign up and start saving 'em up too

 

[DbLH3liX]

Done

Wait to you start hearing me yap about code...


like how using :ninja: will do a ninja emoji lol

Or [spoiler]this is a spoiler[/spoiler] can be typed instead of other things


example: (text from above)

like how using will do a ninja emoji lol

Or

Spoiler

this is a spoiler

can be typed instead of other things

Yes, yes, very nice, but us 1337 pc users just push button options while typing on full-sized keyboards
(1337 but lazy )

After that quotation, my heart skipped for a moment because I expected you'd inform us that AWA introduced Tier 6.

Wouldnt surprise me tbh.

I just installed like every free racer I didn't have yet...I did in on my PC and I'm wait too lazy to grab all the links again...so if anyone has any interest heres a list...

Oh jeez. Seeya in 2024 then, eh?

Raw Nerve

Think EXTREMELY shitty looking Assetto Corsa with even worse controls and physics along with no steering wheel option lol. Delete.

soooo objective complete: devs made your nerves raw