Is there anything you can't put in a legal document?
TOS these days are like...
"By agreeing to these terms (over the internet) you have relinquished your rights to your first born son, as well as agreed to fourteen (14) overweight old men having sex with all of your children (including your first born son)--while you watch. Also by accepting this agreement you acknowledge that it is a binding agreement between you and the company (further known as EndyourLife LTD.) and as such the company reserves the right to shoot you in the fucking head should you feel the need to complain about the terms in paragraph 1, section a1, in any form or manner, at the sole discretion and based purely on the thoughts of the high table at EndyourLife LTD., forfeiting any and all rights to legal recourse should EndyourLife LDT. decide to exercise this right against you.
We have also sold your social security number and your soul upon your soon to be death to the highest bidder on the black market.
Thank you for choosing EndyourLife LTD. and have a pleasant life, or whats left of it."