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[WhatNitrous]

Save 50% on Crime Simulator: Playgrounds on Steam

Crime Simulator: Playgrounds is a short, chaotic, and hilarious entry in the Crime Simulator franchise. Throw hammers, spray pepper gas, and cause mayhem solo or with up to 4 players. Take over hideouts, complete absurd missions, and unleash destruction with the wildest weapons. No rules—just fun!

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F2p to Paid, Maybe converted into Full game according to the Dev, Not sure though
Announcement

Already has a full game page up and no download button...i'm going to go with yes

Pulling down a prologue is a sleezy move IMO, as if your going to get LESS sales letting people try it out.

 

[Ausf]

Pulling down a prologue is a sleezy move IMO, as if your going to get LESS sales letting people try it out.

Can still add it with SteamDB, but yes, they made it more difficult for no apparent reason.

 

[Legolas]

Already has a full game page up and no download button...i'm going to go with yes

Pulling down a prologue is a sleezy move IMO, as if your going to get LESS sales letting people try it out.

Ok, Now I remember why I didn't wanna post this and forgot about it, the reviews in Steam are saying this is a Crypto miner and most of the positive reviews are botted.

 

[igbrokeigpeət]

and peter if he can be found

Ninja Blade!
pon

Ninja Blade on Steam

It was July 7th, 2011.While investigating reports of unlawful weapons trafficking, peacekeeping forces encountered an unclassified carnivorous species occupying a small village in Northern Africa. These rabid creatures were easily provoked and resistant to conventional attack.

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@ctpax001rus
I remember you had some thread trading delisted games for TF2, you don't happen to have a Ninja Blade?

 

[igbrokeigpeət]

Am I crazy or the black dude in Willowtown has man boobs?

 

[Honey Plump Jr( Prad0visk is not my father)]

Somebody is trying right now...my PC had some odd security logs going on.

My bew logon message before the password screen.

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so, somebody tryed to hack u?

 

[WhatNitrous]

Am I crazy or the black dude in Willowtown has man boobs?

Naa, you right on par...daz is pretty accurate sometimes

So did you want a game?

 

[WhatNitrous]

so, somebody tryed to hack u?

Seems that way, but it might just be whatever the fuk is wrong with windows right now too

figured I'd put up a piece of friendly advice before I really needed to check.

 

[igbrokeigpeət]

Naa, you right on par...daz is pretty accurate sometimes

Better be careful with the paths I choose then.

Did Ivo accidentaly or intentionaly rule-34'ed Senua?

 

[WhatNitrous]

Better be careful with the paths I choose then.

Did Ivo accidentaly or intentionaly rule-34'ed Senua?
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According to rule 34 it should have already happened before Ivo

 

[immerbeaner]

Prey

We need a Prey!

I'm going to bed, good night everyone.

 

[WhatNitrous]

We need a Prey!
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I'm going to bed, good night everyone.

Good night...hope you didnt want that game

 

[igbrokeigpeət]

@ivo-ivic
Imma be real dissapointed if you Scooby Doo the black dude into the nun...

 

[WhatNitrous]

@ivo-ivic
Imma be real dissapointed if you Scooby Doo the black dude into the nun...

What if the black dude WAS the nun?

Hows that for some scooby doo moves

Being real, I can tell your not an avid VN site visitor, the general crowd whines about any sex not between the main cast...your lucky if you can slide in a few side character scenes here and there of the secondary characters without a huge explosion of hatred and people screaming NTR regardless if it has anything to do with the protagonist lol.

I'm pretty your safe there scrappy

 

[igbrokeigpeət]

What if the black dude WAS the nun?

Hows that for some scooby doo moves

I've played Deadly Premonition and . I'm already seated and punched my ticket for that clown train.

So did you want a game?

Thanks for the GA.
Let cdj pick first.

There's a lot of bots on discord that post free games automatically from Reddit and other sources. Some of them post the indiegala freebies.
If you use the dev thing on IG (assuming it's not broken), maybe you can ride that wave. Or post on whatever free games subreddit the bots scrape from.

Also, have you reached out to Borys Ross?

 

[WhatNitrous]

Thanks for the GA.
Let cdj pick first.

Since your never around, why don't you PM me your first and second choice and i'll get you after them, that way it doesnt delay the GA any longer

There's a lot of bots on discord that post free games automatically from Reddit and other sources. Some of them post the indiegala freebies.
If you use the dev thing on IG (assuming it's not broken), maybe you can ride that wave. Or post on whatever free games subreddit the bots scrape from.

No, IG scares me and I dont know where the free bots might travel, I actually cant use reddit to save my next life tbh

Also, have you reached out to Borys Ross?

Why would he be needed?

Not saying I shouldn't hit him up and let him know...but I'm curious why you mentioned him particularly.

EDIT:

Let him know regardless.

 

[WhatNitrous]

Well i'm off to sleep so it seems like the GA waits again regardless.

As much as I wanted to catch cdj, if they don't come around by tomorrow at some point...i'll have to go on without them.

Till then my friends...i'm off into the shadows of slumbertown

 

[CTPAX001RUS]

Well i'm off to sleep so it seems like the GA waits again regardless.

As much as I wanted to catch cdj, if they don't come around by tomorrow at some point...i'll have to go on without them.

Till then my friends...i'm off into the shadows of slumbertown

GN! I wish you could dream about the most important scenes from your game!

 

[igbrokeigpeət]

No, IG scares me and I dont know where the free bots might travel, I actually cant use reddit to save my next life tbh

Ask Meg then. She usually posts freebies and what-not in discord and other places, so she might have an idea on how to get your game some exposure.

Could also pool some leftovers keys from IG and make a gleam giveaway that makes people subscribe to patreon or itch.io? Maybe PAX knows how that works.

Why would he be needed?

Not saying I shouldn't hit him up and let him know...but I'm curious why you mentioned him particularly.

Know any other struggling artist that is talented and smut inclined?
Instead of a terminal-like UI, imagine that the options screen is like one of those touchy pervy vita games.

Not this something more stylized to set you guys apart from the other smut novels.
That's why I mentioned him, maybe he'll bring something to the project and be able to add some flare (UI, background animations by tweening, stylized transitions, etc).
Some Persona to your smut-zona?

Lastly, some real wisdom:
Never search for ahegao golden girls.

Edit: Missed your edit. So ignore above. Not the ahegao golden girls part, that I maintain.

 

[WhatNitrous]

Ask Meg then. She usually posts freebies and what-not in discord and other places, so she might have an idea on how to get your game some exposure.

I 'kinda' did, dont think they want anything to do with this one

Could also pool some leftovers keys from IG and make a gleam giveaway that makes people subscribe to patreon or itch.io? Maybe PAX knows how that works.

That also includes selling it on IG? an issue which we avoided on itch because if you sell that outright it destroys the entire patron prospect, and its not really close enough to done to be considerrd for sale. Too many complicated barriers. Technically I can make keys on itch if I choose to, inlike gala because gala needs an actual platform or it just gets added to the library as we're all too familiar with or drm free (without updates)

Thats an option since itch gives ownership of whats otherwise a free product to download not keep.

Know any other struggling artist that is talented and smut inclined?
Instead of a terminal-like UI, imagine that the options screen is like one of those touchy pervy vita games.
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Not this something more stylized to set you guys apart from the other smut novels.

I believe i've actually seen thst in a smut novel hahaha.

That's why I mentioned him, maybe he'll bring something to the project and be able to add some flare (UI, background animations by tweening, stylized transitions, etc).

Ya but again...we're really in no position to bring someone else on board either...and I doubt any already struggling artists could dream of keeping pace with us either.

Transitions an shit are code based (like my intro text or about box text) although it has options to use images or you could create them painstakingly one by one its not that simple

Animations yeah sure...but I don't want to ask someone for that kind of effort as a favor

Some Persona to your smut-zona?

No ides what you mean here, i'm already gabby gabe...there just isnt much to talk about (if you've seen my first patreon post its not exactly bland lol), and i'm all lver f95 like I am here getting noticed--unintentionally, the dev badge does it when I normalmy was commenting anyways I just didnt stop because of it.

Lastly, some real wisdom:
Never search for ahegao golden girls.

Never search for jacking off memes...I made the mistake of doing that yesterday talking to someone else...and unlike giphy, google was far from polite about it and neither were the guys

Edit: Missed your edit. So ignore above. Not the ahegao golden girls part, that I maintain.