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WhatNitrous

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wordy way of saying we still plan to f you over, right?
-Fancy way of saying we did already, you screamed loud enough and we're backing off...when they're asking for a fee is beyond reasonable.

-Games making

"$200,000 and we will remove the requirement to use the Made with Unity splash screen."
-regardless likely a MONTH

"No game with less than $1 million in trailing 12-month revenue will be subject to the feea"

-If you make a million a year and you can't give them a small cut on ONE game how will they survive? But this is the icing...

"2.5% revenue share or the calculated amount based on the number of new people engaging with your game each month. Both of these numbers are self-reported from data you already have available."

-You can just lie to us if you feel like it and we can't do squat, this wasn't meant for small devs barely surviving, its a corporate monster fee.

going back to bed lol...but no, that was correcting the fact they WERE gonna screw everyone over.

EDIT:

I should amend this a bit, they seem to already be charging for the higher tier versions of the program licenses--personally I found unity overly invasive from go, if thats the case they shouldn't be double dipping into game sale revenue as well.

I don't have the whole story, but if you've ever seen some of the simplicity in unity, it can practically make simple games for you itself with a small learning curve to use the actual language...but the free one should be able to handle that.

I can't say since I'm not developing with it, but every programming tool these days has a catch...they don't just make them for people to create anymore,

Unreal sells assets and I'm not sure if you can create those yourself at all honestly (never tried it), either way its a big circle jerk of money unless your using a low level language, maybe one of their compilers with a free version of these tools.

Which first off takes more skill and second off probably limits you in multiple ways the biggest being graphically. Nothing in the world is free.

Compared to how they were going to fuck people, thats alot more lenient...but its still pretty shitty. Granted if I was making a million a year I probably wouldn't give a fuck :LOL:
 
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I have a strange question maybe was answered somewhere else on indiegala.
when i log in and look my library, it redirect to ubisoft(??) for short time before i can see page.
cant find anything that is login for ubi or app connect to ubi. but it happen every time.
screen flash black and "pulse" ubi logo for 15 sec before load.

just me?
Yes.
...and some more useless threads...
+

it seems that either everyone doesn't care (although they did some visibility for a while), or the staff are so incapable of doing anything. and why it can't be turned off temporarily, the story is silent.
 

silent_passenger

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No, Nitrous keeps mentioning it too. So do a few others. I dont see it. Maybe coz Im on pc?
Nah. I'm on PC too and have the same problem.
it seems that either everyone doesn't care (although they did some visibility for a while), or the staff are so incapable of doing anything. and why it can't be turned off temporarily, the story is silent.
I haven't written that much recently but thanks! Joking.
 

WhatNitrous

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Thanks my friend ;)
 

WhatNitrous

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Thunder Ray - 1.5GB

This is honestly as close to punch out as you could expect without emulating punch out itself :LOL:

I really don't need to eve continue, but I'm going to anyways because I'm ADHD and thats what these reviews are all about haha.

You have 3 basic forms of defense on the D-Pad or your left analog stick.

Up - Block high attacks.
Down - Duck High attacks
Left/Right - Dodge side to side

Two attacks, a body blow and a face shot each with Left/Right hand of course, mapped to either the two top buttons and bottom buttons or each one on each side of the button layout.

Speaking of being able to switch your controller style...its about the only useful option, no volume levels just on/off for music/sfx language, and difficulty...well, thats about it lol.

No graphical options, vibration, nada.

All its downfalls aside...it was fun, I ended up getting my clock cleaned in the first fight (see my E ranking in the photos lol) even though I won, it was close...still getting use to dodging made it hard.

You can also mini charge any attack by holding Left and Right top buttons for a second or so before it and when your charged fully unleash a power move by pressing both at once and draining the bar.

When the opponent is down (or you), mashing the A button will either make you get up or if the opponent is down, pump up the crowd (I think?) and possibly restore some life or charge bar if its anything like punch out :LOL: (reminds me of richard simmons giving Mac head between rounds lmao)

Thats about all there is too it, basic Nintendo power in all its modern glory, its smooth and I didn't notice any problems with punches connecting at all. It could use some more options and maybe volume levels, but other than that, its a really fun game.

If you liked Mike Tysons Punch Out or even Beast Boxing Turbo, this game is a must have in your library.

If your cheap AF like me, buy it from Kinguin, I snagged it for $3.49 at the time.


EDIT:

I just got about 4 Fighters in, and more punch out (aside from a super punch upgrade), if you don't know the enemies moves and dodge on time, you toast. Haven't been hit by a one shot Tyson punch yet but I'm sure its coming lol.

Fourth fighter is a witch with a barrier you have to break before even damaging her :rolleyes: keeps fucking me up hahaha.

I've found one thing I don't like, when you get low health or badly beaten the screen goes white and zooms in a bit...makes it really hard to not get wrecked since you can barely see whats coming--but its not enough to kill the game, for me at least.

You can also continue where you left off, unlike Punch Out, thats a plus for my ADHD ass :LOL:

End of ADHD review. 🏎️🌨️
Just got my ass handed to me in this game and had to update my review it bit.

But I'm enjoying the beating :LOL:

Its should make for a nice break between getting my ass handed to me in Scarlet Nexus :ROFLMAO:
 

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once paid...

thank you! this looks pretty good!:) (y)
Thunder Ray - 1.5GB

This is honestly as close to punch out as you could expect without emulating punch out itself :LOL:

I really don't need to eve continue, but I'm going to anyways because I'm ADHD and thats what these reviews are all about haha.

You have 3 basic forms of defense on the D-Pad or your left analog stick.

Up - Block high attacks.
Down - Duck High attacks
Left/Right - Dodge side to side

Two attacks, a body blow and a face shot each with Left/Right hand of course, mapped to either the two top buttons and bottom buttons or each one on each side of the button layout.

Speaking of being able to switch your controller style...its about the only useful option, no volume levels just on/off for music/sfx language, and difficulty...well, thats about it lol.

No graphical options, vibration, nada.

All its downfalls aside...it was fun, I ended up getting my clock cleaned in the first fight (see my E ranking in the photos lol) even though I won, it was close...still getting use to dodging made it hard.

You can also mini charge any attack by holding Left and Right top buttons for a second or so before it and when your charged fully unleash a power move by pressing both at once and draining the bar.

When the opponent is down (or you), mashing the A button will either make you get up or if the opponent is down, pump up the crowd (I think?) and possibly restore some life or charge bar if its anything like punch out :LOL: (reminds me of richard simmons giving Mac head between rounds lmao)

Thats about all there is too it, basic Nintendo power in all its modern glory, its smooth and I didn't notice any problems with punches connecting at all. It could use some more options and maybe volume levels, but other than that, its a really fun game.

If you liked Mike Tysons Punch Out or even Beast Boxing Turbo, this game is a must have in your library.

If your cheap AF like me, buy it from Kinguin, I snagged it for $3.49 at the time.


EDIT:

I just got about 4 Fighters in, and more punch out (aside from a super punch upgrade), if you don't know the enemies moves and dodge on time, you toast. Haven't been hit by a one shot Tyson punch yet but I'm sure its coming lol.

Fourth fighter is a witch with a barrier you have to break before even damaging her :rolleyes: keeps fucking me up hahaha.

I've found one thing I don't like, when you get low health or badly beaten the screen goes white and zooms in a bit...makes it really hard to not get wrecked since you can barely see whats coming--but its not enough to kill the game, for me at least.

You can also continue where you left off, unlike Punch Out, thats a plus for my ADHD ass :LOL:

End of ADHD review. 🏎️🌨️
Nice review man! :)
This game looks like if Punch out was anime :p
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CTPAX001RUS yesterday. Poor quality due to the fact that the photo was cropped + transmitted to me via whatsapp, which devoured the quality to the level of the camera on the calculator
P.S. My beloved Tula Tokarev is cut off there, from whom I am twisting the shutter
In this pic it looks you're riding an horse 🏇
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Clan monster has nice retro pixel graphic, I see it was from freeanywhere giveaway, I'm not signed there so I couldn't get it, If I had a throw account I'd register to it.
Which game is Succubus? can't find it.
 

BurningPixels

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(PT.1 here)



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PurpleGreenTremors

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Hentai Room
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Space Guy 2
Autocraft
GirlsDivers
Chris – The Element Runner
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Black screen simulator DELISTED
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Clan Monsters, Subuccus, and Rescue Elves look quite nice.
 

PurpleGreenTremors

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thank you! this looks pretty good!:) (y)

Nice review man! :)
This game looks like if Punch out was anime :p

In this pic it looks you're riding an horse 🏇

Clan monster has nice retro pixel graphic, I see it was from freeanywhere giveaway, I'm not signed there so I couldn't get it, If I had a throw account I'd register to it.
Which game is Succubus? can't find it.
Search for "Subuccus", not Succubus. Direct link.
 

PurpleGreenTremors

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I have a strange question maybe was answered somewhere else on indiegala.
when i log in and look my library, it redirect to ubisoft(??) for short time before i can see page.
cant find anything that is login for ubi or app connect to ubi. but it happen every time.
screen flash black and "pulse" ubi logo for 15 sec before load.

just me?
Happens to me too regularly on the library page (not elsewhere). No idea why, it could be because they have the ability to connect your Indiegala account to your UPlay account, but it happens even if you have not connected them.
 

jugglecuber42

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Dear Esther
RONIN: Two Souls
Nearly Dead Live and Let Die
Nearly Dead Live and Let Die
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack 1
Hentai Room
Hentai Room
Space Guy 2
Autocraft
GirlsDivers
Chris – The Element Runner
Suicide Simulator DELISTED
Black screen simulator DELISTED
Black Screen Simulator DELISTED
Isis Simulator
Isis Simulator
Isis Simulator
Clan Monsters
Adventures Of Snowboarder
Space Survival
Burst Squad
Subbucus DELISTED
Japanese goblins
Rescue Elves

Fap Simulator 2020
Could I have RONIN: Two Souls please?

Edit: Thanks as always RETRO!
 
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Mystery93

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Dear Esther
RONIN: Two Souls
Nearly Dead Live and Let Die
Nearly Dead Live and Let Die
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack 1
Hentai Room
Hentai Room
Space Guy 2
Autocraft
GirlsDivers
Chris – The Element Runner
Suicide Simulator DELISTED
Black screen simulator DELISTED
Black Screen Simulator DELISTED
Isis Simulator
Isis Simulator
Isis Simulator
Clan Monsters
Adventures Of Snowboarder
Space Survival
Burst Squad
Subbucus DELISTED
Japanese goblins
Rescue Elves

Fap Simulator 2020
can I take Black screen simulator? thanks RETRO
 
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RETRO

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Dear Esther
Nearly Dead Live and Let Die
Nearly Dead Live and Let Die
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack 1
Hentai Room
Space Guy 2
Autocraft
GirlsDivers
Chris – The Element Runner
Black Screen Simulator DELISTED
Isis Simulator
Isis Simulator
Adventures Of Snowboarder
Space Survival
Burst Squad
Japanese goblins


Fap Simulator 2020
Suicide Simulator DELISTED
Isis Simulator
Hentai Room
RONIN: Two Souls
Clan Monsters

Subbucus DELISTED

Black Screen Simulator DELISTED
Rescue Elves
 
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