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I want an ADHD review of Baba is You. :unsure:
Don't own it 🤷‍♂️ sorry pete.

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Idk if I want to own it :LOL:

That looks like an ADHD nightmare now that I'm really paying attention to it.

EDIT2:

Take that back, the video makes it look like a horror show, they need some old pete advertising lol.

EDIT3:

Its still to expensive, end of review :ROFLMAO:
 
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Except the 20yr old catsu :LOL:
You know it's Neko right? In Japanese ねこ spells out Neko, but if you type that and then hit the spacebar using the Windows built-in Language thingamabob, it turns it into the correct Kanji 猫 👈 that gets pronounced as Neko and if you paste it into DuckDuckGo you'll find cat pictures, if you type Neko (in English) and search on Steam for games with that name, you'll see games featuring girls with cat ears and a tail (legit funny because you can hit page down many times and see mostly games featuring Cat-Girls and barely any games featuring Cats). :p

Inu means dog by the way, and it's spelled out as いぬ and the Kanji is 犬 but again, you can just search Inu in English on Steam and find dog games. Sometimes you'll see Shiba Inu, Japanese doesn't really use spaces so that's spelled out as しばいぬ the Kanjis are as follows Shiba柴 Inu犬 柴犬 👈paste it together (without spaces) into a DuckDuckGo search to find the Japanese breed of dog "Shiba Inu". There's also a Wikipedia for the dog, and more info in this Wiktionary about the Kanji used.

I know the Japanese might be kind of irrelevant to you guys, but I tried to point out that you can find games with those words just by searching in English.

A Steam Search for 猫 shows Calico as a result, but a Steam Search for Neko doesn't show it, so the results are different. 😲

Do you guys remember the Doge meme? That dog is a Shiba Inu. :ROFLMAO:

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You know it's Neko right?
:rolleyes:

Normally I love your edjumacation lessons on Kanji and languages (really), but Neko might as well be in the english dictionary at this point :ROFLMAO:

I was being a jackass because retro called it a guy in my other post, but catsu I was just taking from what pete called cat guts, so I'm not sure why you actually quoted that post tbh heh.

But...
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So technically thats an Inu if your right...

This is a Neko :LOL:

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So yes, i'm aware what Neko means, as for Catsu, I have no fucking idea lol.
Shiba柴 Inu犬 柴
Swore this was a game name too actually heh.
Do you guys remember the Doge meme? That dog is a Shiba Inu. :ROFLMAO:
This I did know, half my friends are animal nuts hahaha...and I'm not talking smut.
A Steam Search for 猫 shows Calico as a result, but a Steam Search for Neko doesn't show it, so the results are different. 😲
Now thats fucking interesting :LOL:

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Does that make Luck a Neko Chica? 🤔

I really wanted to say Neko Chico because its rhymed :ROFLMAO:
 
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WhatNitrous

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Don't own it 🤷‍♂️ sorry pete.

EDIT1:

Idk if I want to own it :LOL:

That looks like an ADHD nightmare now that I'm really paying attention to it.

EDIT2:

Take that back, the video makes it look like a horror show, they need some old pete advertising lol.

EDIT3:

Its still to expensive, end of review :ROFLMAO:
EDIT4:

I'll never finish Trek to Yomi :ROFLMAO:

EDIT5:

And that, Guts, is ADHD in a nutshell :LOL:

P.S. You really need a shorter fucking name Proadivdick (catsmuts) just doesn't roll off the tongue heh.
 
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Well, I got to the last fight in Thunder Ray, and it was NOT easy...even doing a few fights on easy :LOL:

Last fight has no difficulty option and as you can probably guess, is brutally unfair lol.
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This is a challenge for when I really wanna play duck duck jab heh....I'll fuck him up eventually.
 

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Praey For The Gods - 4GB

Game seems good, just not my style. Forge, Craft, Stop at fires to warm up...meh 🖕:LOL:

I got to the first battle with nothing of interest going on, a giant monster (who stepped on me to end my review lmao), you had to climb up it or use a grappling hook (only semblance of a weapon you find) on a certain spot which reminded me of another game (GOW maybe, minds not grasping it) that wasn't boring as fuck until your had to do this and consisted of snowy survival above all else.

Definitely NOT my cup of tea, but everything ran smoothly, it wasn't too heavy on my system and aside from the piss poor grappling hook which could latch into flat snow and drag you but not giant rocks or ice mounds, controls were tight and responsive.

Camera angle wasn't the best (hence my early demise by athletes foot or the ice pack you put on it) but good enough not to complain...much, considering a giant 16 times your size is hard to keep in view I suppose heh.

Think Tomb Raider when you had to make arrows :rolleyes: and you'll realize I wasn't a fan of that game either lol...but thats a personal thing, some people might really enjoy it (because their insane) so I figured I'd share my limited opinion before I uninstall the god forsaken thing lol.

You can dodge, punch 😲, jump, climb and dash...all which drain one of your three bars of things that can kill you...being fair though the easy story difficulty they default you too lets them regenerate and not totally kill you in most situations. I played on normal and story modes and made it to a giant version of the frost king taking out half its puck marks before it threw me to the ground and stuck its smelly foot on my skull in a final form of fatal foot odor as the lights went dark.

It seems interesting and this is one I won't judge without playing more (which won't be happening) so take this review with a grain of salt, I just don't like it myself.

Story goes something about humanity is freezing to death due to some who fucking cares reason as an excuse to dump you in an area with one more gauge to fuck you and minimal graphics, but I mean...it could get interesting if you ever see anything besides snow and get a few weapons 🤷‍♂️ thats for someone who intends to play to find out.

I had to climb the monsters fur and smack its body by pulling it out and ramming it in like I was humping it with its own rock hard pillar that was part of its arm and head while it tried to shake me off every now and then, usually when I'll was mid attack of course.

...and thats how my body crumbled, death by rocky callous. I won't be playing again so I figured I'd give my comical opinion about giants foot disease and general gameplay while it was fresh in my now mushed skull :LOL:

Prey you don't get stepped on, and have fun standing around the fire lol. Not for the ADHD at heart.
 

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Super Catboy (Neko danshi lol) - 318MB

Let me start out by saying I know the translation is incorrect but Kyattobōi doesn't translate properly and i'm not writing kanji symbols :LOL:

This game is all its cracked up to be surprisingly, simple stupid fun...from a meow the minute the title screen pops up to a girl with a multiple weapons down to a rocket launcher helping you for no reason and insulting the hitler looking dogs that had you captive in the space ship she seems to have shot down with a handgun during the opening scene :ROFLMAO: even though she's carrying a rocket launcher and dash boots for a cat for some god forsaken reason :LOL:

You get some basic attacks with the goal of collecting all the things in a level from coins to a hidden statue split in 4 pieces (of a cat, of course), which gains you...nothing but pride.

You can swing across vines, shimmy on ropes and slide down them like a real zipline.

You eventually dash megaman style but in different directions depending on the button allowing you to hop back fast or jump right into a pit because you hit the wrong button lol...luckily its merciful and doesn't kill you.

Its not hard by any means but it is flat out stupid fun and well worth picking the game up for some laughs over the dialogue alone and using a ninja cat heh.

I don't really have much to add, the game is simple but actually enjoyable, this gives me NEStalgia of how they were made back then, although I assume its going to be much shorter than an NES game due to the size, who knows.

This one ticks the box as ADHD approved.

Enjoy the meowment because I doubt many titles will get this kind of gameplay right...already hoping for a sequel :LOL:

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Don't mind me busting your balls Turdman, your still the shit (y)

But you should know i'm way too much of a pornographic arts "enthusiast" not to know the word for cat in Smutanese :p
 
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Well, I've tried one too many games today...I'm beat and I got crap to do tom. so I'm gonna crash pretty soon.

I think I've did what I said and helped increase the page count plenty today, time for a long nap and a lame day heh.

Have a good night my friends...sorry for blowing up the forum today, I really was way too hyper for my own good haha. Later ✌️
 
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